Yes, I turn around and start talking to the walls too whenever the guy I like is coming my way. 

This is my life in Japan, every.goddamn.time. Fucking automatic doors, they are always so clean. 

nevver:

“Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.”

robertdolanz:

Dudley Heinsbergen.

Mom told me I was weird the other day. She really meant it.